Someone in my office bathes in this stuff. I know it’s this shitty perfume they wear because I used to drench myself in it in middle school. Hoping to attract one of the pre-pubescent fucks in my school, thinking one day I’d whiz by and they’d catch a whiff of my Eau De Toilette and magically fall in love with me. Little did I know that Davidoff doesn’t entice, it just triggers your gag reflex.
I think the universe was testing my temper today. Some questions from today:
1.What country is Kuwait in?
2. Want to see a youtube video of the move I’m learning in my pole dancing class?
3.Are you watching the Bad Girls Club today?
Tomorrow is only Wednesday, this is a problem.